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AMERICA'S FREEDOM FUNNEL
Designed to deliver any beverage quickly and smoothly.
Holds up to 60 oz of Freedom.
The Freedom Funnel stands proudly when not in use. Your bookshelf's next best accessory.
The Perfect Gift
With its sleek design, and multiple uses, it's the perfect gift for any occassion.
"The second I unpackaged this otherworldly freedom filled device, the virtue of the Founding Fathers was pulsing through my veins. 10/10. Greatest funneling device to touch the face of this planet."
"Grab a terrorist by the pussy and get yourself one of these goddamn American Freedom Funnels"
"The funnel is amazing quality and just awesome as hell. Bought for my boyfriend who’s got the baddest mullet on the east coast and it goes perfect by his side. when he’s freedom funnelin you can hear the National anthem in the breeze and a bald eagle screech. Puts that old chug a duck to shame."