America's Freedom Funnel - Eagle Shaped Chug Technology
America's Freedom Funnel - Eagle Shaped Chug Technology
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Introducing the Freedom Funnel: Unleash the Spirit of Freedom in Every Sip!
๐บ๐ธ Proudly Made in the USA, the Freedom Funnel is more than just a beer bong โ it's a celebration of everything American. Crafted in the shape of a majestic eagle and adorned with the stars and stripes of the American flag, this unique, patented beer bong is the ultimate embodiment of patriotism and partying.
๐ป Experience Fast-Flowing Freedom: With the Freedom Funnel, you'll experience the thrill of drinking freedom at an incredible speed. Its beak is specially designed to crack open cans, making it quick and easy to fill the eagle's cavity with your favorite beverage. Get ready for a smooth, rapid pour that lets you enjoy up to 60oz of your chosen drink!
๐ฆ Presidential Perch: Stand tall and proud as you toast to liberty! The Freedom Funnel perches upright like a true symbol of freedom, adding an eye-catching centerpiece to any gathering. Perfect for beer olympics, spring break, boat parties, bachelorette celebrations, and any occasion where fun and freedom come together.
๐ค Vortex Pour for Smooth Delivery: Operating the Freedom Funnel is a breeze โ literally! Its innovative vortex pour ensures a smooth and lightning-fast delivery of your drink. Plus, you can easily operate it with one hand, leaving your other hand free to salute the red, white, and blue.
๐ป Multi-Functional Beak: The beak of the eagle-shaped beer bong doubles as a convenient bottle opener, adding another layer of utility to this one-of-a-kind party accessory.
๐ The Ultimate Novelty Gift: Looking for a unique gift that celebrates America, retirement, or newfound freedom? Look no further! The Freedom Funnel is a conversation starter and a guaranteed hit at any party. It's a perfect gift for patriotic souls or anyone who appreciates the joy of a good time.
๐ Built to Last: The Freedom Funnel is constructed with robust, washable plastic, ensuring it can withstand even the most spirited celebrations. The waterproof and UV-resistant decals preserve its stunning American flag design for years to come.
๐ Fast Shipping: We know you're eager to party, so we ship the Freedom Funnel the next day after your order, ensuring it reaches your doorstep in no time.
Raise your glasses and celebrate freedom like never before with the only eagle-shaped beer bong that captures the essence of the American spirit. Get your Freedom Funnel today and let the good times soar! ๐ฆ ๐ป๐บ๐ธ
"Freedom in the Front, Party in the Back!"
Unapologetically American. Chug fast flowing Freedom.
HOW TO USE
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Step 1
Crack can open with the beak.
Pour beverage in the back and fill cavity of the eagle. -
Step 2
Tip back and let freedom flow from tail feather. Show your dominance over the rest of the world.
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Step 3
Celebrate in the most patriotic way possible with your friends and family.
BUILT TO LAST
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Manufactured in Ohio. Fulfilled from New Orleans. Headquartered in Buffalo, NY.
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Rinse with soap and water after each use.
Made from HDPE food grade plastic.
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Embedded cavities to protect the waterproof and UV resistant decals.
Feathered etching throughout the body for detailed texture.
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Demands authority with its presents yet is small enough to be used on the go.